Saturday, May 3, 2014


Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!

Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!

Q: How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
A: With flood lighting.

Q: What’s worse than a centipede with athlete’s foot?
A: A porcupine with split ends!

Q: What do you call a cow that twitches?
A: Beef jerky

Q: What is a frog’s favorite year?
A: Leap Year
Q: What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A: A Dogwood!
Q: What is a lion’s favorite state?
A: Maine
Q: Where do horses live?
A: In the neigh-borhood.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
I didn't write any of these jokes! All of them came from Funology.

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